4 out of 5 Doctors think I'm Nuts!

That's because I only had enough money to pay off the 5th one but shhh don't tell anyone.

One of my greatest joys in life is to entertain the retail clerks! I figure if some poor schlob has to spend eight hours standing at a counter the very least I can do is provide some entertainment. A little something to talk about in the break room.

I may dance. I may sing. I may tell a joke. I may invite them into whatever goofy conversation we're having at the moment. In turn they love us.

It's even better when the teens are with me...it's two for one...I get to entertain the public and embarrass the monsters at the same time.

Double fist pump in the air and raise 'em like you just don't care....

I was so obnoxious at Raleys the other day the bag boy felt so sorry for SuperGirl was so entertained he gave her a piece of his gum. A piece of the layers gum- I told he had the good kind- according to commercial each piece was worth $15.

4 out of 5 Doctors think I'm Nuts!