I'm not a Cougar! I'm not a Cougar!

I went back to school this week.

Corporate Computer and Network Security ...No, seriously! Really-they're actually making me take this class. Yes- to get my MBA.

Cloud Computing, Remote Access Trojans, Promulgation, COSO Framework components, Oh My.

Yeah, I have no idea what I just said either.

Want to move your company overseas- hey I'm your girl. Want to set up a LAN, WAN whatever network. Um no.

The class is an under-grad/grad mix in the MIS (Managing Information Systems) Department. Oh Dear Lord Sweet Jesus I forgot what it was like to be with under-grads and non-MBA people...like high-school students, nerdy, obnoxious, loud, high school students.

My people!

The guy sitting next to me moonlights as a bartender at a hardcore biker bar- pierced, tattooed and gorgeous. Come to Mama.

No- bad Zoe, bad Zoe!

I'm here to learn. I’m here to learn. I’m here to learn.

Although- I might need some tutoring.

I'm not a Cougar! I'm not a Cougar!