Ohhh, That's Why

>> 09 June 2010

I put Grandma on the plane home today. Why does that seem like that should be the first line to a really dirty joke?

No, seriously I did just now.

I love my Grandma! I love her lots. She is super kickass and not just because she retired when she was in her mid-40's to go live naked on a boat in Mexico. I Swear to God none of those people ever wore clothes. Seeing your grandfather and all of his pervy friends in a banana hammock is just not something any nine year old should see. EVER!!! Catching your grandfather placing his hand on some senora's ass is also something you should never, ever see.

Then they got sick of drinking Corona's, eating fresh tuna, waking up to this

Going to bed to this


Only to come back to the US to this...


I love my grandma super much with tacos on top but no one ever said she was too bright


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5 comments:

Jules June 10, 2010 7:53 AM  

My first thought at your first line was, "Damn. That's harsh." But the rest of the post made up for it....

Sarah June 10, 2010 8:22 AM  

How awesome!! I'd live like that!! Your grandma does rock! I'm glad you got time with her!!

Amber June 10, 2010 3:15 PM  

Your grandma is rad.

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