Universal Quirks
>> 10 July 2010
What is it about an accent that ratchets up a guy's hotness factor by about twenty thousand? Seriously- take the biggest schloby troll and slap on Aussie accent on the hairy freak and suddenly he's the bad boy. Hot, hot, hot.
I sat across from this guy in a meeting the other day- hairy, short, lean, hand on his crotch, a shift here and a shift there. Jesus, was something moving in there? My lip curled in disgust and then he spoke. Gorgeously beautiful accent...Australian? English? Irish? Does it matter, really?
I could clearly picture us on the back of a bike- doing things, things that might very well be illegal in thirty-nine of the fifty states. "Isn't that true Ms. Right?" "What, what...we'll have beautiful children, I mean the numbers indicate a sharp increase..."
Just talk to me baby.
14 comments:
I do love an Aussie accent. Where I use to work one of our ultrasound techs was Australian. I could listen to him talk all.day.long. He also smelled good and looked o so hawt.. which didnt hurt either.
I don't know if you have ever run into one, but South African accents are ZOMG The. Hottest. Evah!! So, yeah, I get exactly what you are saying.
AMEN
I second that emotion!!!
I am a sucker for the British accent. Total sucker. Did I mention I'm a sucker for the British accent? Lord, my knees lose all ability to carry out their function when I hear it.
Heading south next week so I can get a helping of my second favorite accent. I love a southern boy as much as I love a British boy. Give me a glass of sweet tea and a boy with a lazy drawl and I'm quite happy.
I agree with all of you.
British- check
Southern- check.
Aussie- check
Mmmmm.
Can't say i heard a lot of South African accents except for district nine and that movie creeped me out so bad I could even notice.
When we were first dating, when I was trying to not JUMP Husband, he did his Scottish accent impression and it was Spot On.
I had to tell him to not do that again until we were sleeping together.
Just be careful! I married an accent, and after a while you won't hear it anymore. And you DON'T want to be left with something that's just "hairy, short, lean, w/a hand on his crotch." (Thank god mine had more to offer than the accent, but STILL...)
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Oh my ga--you're so funny.
Yeah, what you just said.
Cuz I can't say it cuz my kids and husband read my blog.
but, oh, yeah, just talk that frenchy talk to me babeee...
Bad boys, unshaven hints of a beard or goatee, blue or green eyes, full lips and an accent. Yep - that about sums up fantasy land for me ;-)
I know. My dating past is like a trip to the UN and I married an Argentine. Gets me every time.
Yeah, our Aussie boys do sound nice. Well some of them.
It is like the English accents, they are regional. Some are really really ugly.
I bet this guy was Victorian, cause Victorians are the better quality Aussies. Heh.
i tell my boss daily that i would be much more effective if i had a penis and an accent.
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