>> 10 July 2010
What is it about an accent that ratchets up a guy's hotness factor by about twenty thousand? Seriously- take the biggest schloby troll and slap on Aussie accent on the hairy freak and suddenly he's the bad boy. Hot, hot, hot.
I sat across from this guy in a meeting the other day- hairy, short, lean, hand on his crotch, a shift here and a shift there. Jesus, was something moving in there? My lip curled in disgust and then he spoke. Gorgeously beautiful accent...Australian? English? Irish? Does it matter, really?
I could clearly picture us on the back of a bike- doing things, things that might very well be illegal in thirty-nine of the fifty states. "Isn't that true Ms. Right?" "What, what...we'll have beautiful children, I mean the numbers indicate a sharp increase..."
Just talk to me baby.