NO one ever said I was a good parent
>> 27 August 2010
I've been thinking a lot about this lately- why don't they have tranquillizer's for children, well teens in particular?
They have them for other animals who aren't even half as scary, like stampeding rhinos or elephants, sharks.
Come on you can't tell me you don't wish for it sometimes? The little angels act perfectly normal and then the asshole button gets pushed. A quick phhfft, shot in the butt and instant time out. Think about it.
Not every discipline technique will work for every child. Some kids (Sorry Parents Magazine) only respond to spankings, some only respond to the threat of being spanked, some to their phone taken away. My kid was the King of the Corner. Ten minutes in the corner and he was a changed kid. Now approaching manhood, no longer is is appropriate to make him stick his nose in the corner but oh who daddy, would I like to sometimes.
So see my solution, a quick tranquillizer dart to the butt. They get a nap in which makes them feel better. I get time to get over the feeling of wanting to push them down the stairs.
See it's a win, win for everyone.
2 comments:
Ah, teenagers.
Tranquilizers would be less expensive than boarding school in outer Mongolia, and you might just get them to fold laundry or empty the dishwasher every once in a while.
Humiliation works well. When mine started school he kept wetting his pants so I made him carry a diaper in his backpack. He stopped wetting his pants.
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