...and Back Again
>> 22 January 2011
Around the Block cont....
The Man-child's friend asked him why he has to get straight A's this semester. His response...(please forgive me. I wanted to make notes as he was talking but somehow, for some reason he takes offense when I don't "listen" and merely use every moment of our lives as content. Crazy kid.)
"I told her, If I don't get straight A's I won't graduate. If I don't graduate then I won't get into a good college. If I don't get into a good college, I won't get a good job. Then I'll be depressed because I won't have a way to support myself. So I'll turn to a mixture of one part paint thinner mixed with two parts anti-freeze to take my mind off my situation. I will wander the streets at all hours of the day and night lamenting my mis-spent youth, until one day I will wake up in horror only to find a kidney-shaped hole in my gut."
Well duh!
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