It's not a problem.

I've come to the conclusion that if you choose to procreate and you are of the female persuasion than you should only have girls. Hey, listen up buckaroo. These are some words of wisdom here.

Sure, boys are all rough and tumble and crazy-silly-goofy. There is no one more fun to have at your side than a male offspring during a game of tag in the park or when you need a cover to go watch Legion for the 57th time . I love you Paul Bettany. Yes, I am pretty sure fantasizing about you (with the wings) during my "special" time is probably going to land me straight in hell, thankyouverymuch.

ummmm, doughnuts.

But one thing and one thing alone trumps all that play in the mud fun time...it's the teen girl cuddle. The kiss. The hug. From a child who is taller than you. Not all the time mind you. But every once in a while- like if the gods smile and the moons are aligned.

I won't lie. It's my new crack. After a particularly hard day. Just a hit, baby. A quick hug. Let me kiss the top of your head. Wait I need a chair. A quick snuggle on the couch while we watch Pretty Little Liars. The new season is starting soon.

All of you parents of young kids... with the new baby smell and the Mama, I love you's and the please hold me, can suck it. Because I have something you won't have for years and years...teenage affection.

Ok- I just realized how dirty that sounded. Oh gross, get away from me, Chris Hanson. I didn't mean it that way. You just wait, you wait till you have teenagers.

Oh crap, when did I become my eighty year grandmother?

It's not a problem.