No shame
>> 06 May 2011
God I love Groupon. But only for one thing- the facial/massage offerings. Forget the events, forget the dinners, the movies, the elephant taming, just bring on the spa services.
I went yesterday. Used my Groupon for a $65 one hour massage and one hour facial. Oh, sweet Jesus. There's the soft music. Someone rubbing scented things into my skin. The hair massage. The warm cozy comfy bed. It's what I imagine the womb is like.
I don't know what it is about getting a facial. All of the sudden I find myself craving nothing but cucumber water and organic vegetables carefully tended by my own hand. It's like being trapped in a copy of Sunset magazine. Which lasts for all of about a day and a half.
Hey a girl needs her coffee.
2 comments:
For some reason I want a glass of white wine and cucumbers now. Sounds like you had a divine time.
I love groupons too, but I am looking for one for my brakes right now, boring!
dude, tell me about it.
however, I used one of my massage ones last weekend and it was aweful. :( at least it was cheap.
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