Zoe Rights: Summer fun with a side of lollypops

Week two of the parasitic cleanse is done. Check.

I know, I know. I haven't been here for two weeks and all I can talk about is poop. But then again why should it be any different than any other day.

But seriously, I do feel better. Not as bloated or foggy or just plain blah. Not only that but I haven't felt the usual cravings. Hell I haven't visited the most important place in the universe *cough Starbucks cough* in four whole days. Which is amazing considering they were thinking of having a booth named after me. *If only. -Or sugar. No chocolate for a whole week and the world didn't end. Who knew?

That is I would feel better if work weren't sucking out my very soul. Jeez. When did become an acceptable practice to expect your employees to work 80 hours a week.

It's a good thing the people I work with are so awesome (except for the loud chewer- she can go) or else it would royally suck.

I do actually work with some pretty incredible people. Like people I really want to spend time with after work. Hell just this weekend, we went to the water park.

Yes, the one at which SuperGirl spends 40 hours a week at now that the weather has settled into typical Sacramento Valley temperatures just this side of Hell.

I have to tell you it's kind of scary how many times a week she comes home to tell me how this person had a heart attack in the wave pool, that person had seizures in the Lazy River. For pete's sake if we going to be safe anywhere in this crazy world, one would assume it would be in the Lazy River. The Lazy River- it's right up there with chocolate and bunnies wrapped in awesome. What a concept, make a circular shaped pool, shove people in an inner tube and let them float around. It's one of the reasons why the rest of the world hates America I tell you.

Did you know the Water Park of America has an indoor Lazy River? I can't decide if that's the most awesome thing ever or just plain creepy.

Look- the water tubes exit the building and then go back in.
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Anyhoodle, luckily no one died when we were there as that would have scarred me for life but they did throw a fake baby in the deep end of the wave pool to make sure the kids- I mean lifeguards were paying attention. I have to say I'm reassured. Those kids can move.