Zoe Rights: Just like Global Warming

Of all the useless things in the world-roundabouts, Segways, rubber band balls, paper weights, collector plates, anything that's sold on QVC....

Is there anything more useless than a check engine light?

Or in my case the ....

Designed to inspire fear and dread.

What the hell is this even supposed to mean? Service Engine Soon..or what? I'm going to spontaneously explode?

My car is going to turn itself inside out. I'm going to be one of those poor schulubs on the side of the road with cell phone in hand looking miserable while the rest of humanity curses them for daring to break down causing an already intolerable commute home just a little more God-awful?

Why? Why do they never sit in their car where it's safe. You're not going to blow up. I swear. But if you continue to hang out on the side of the road with your door wide open you might!!!! Or at least bounce a few times when that semi knocks you into next week.

So this weekend I had the delightful experience of dumping a Disney vacation's worth of moola into my rolling deathtrap. Two days. Two days without my old friend.

And then the music..dun, na, dun, na dunnadunnadunna...

It's back!