<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5473432320620626671.post1642886566341765240..comments</id><updated>2010-09-01T13:45:53.001-07:00</updated><category term='Internet time doesn&apos;t pay the Bills'/><category term='How the mighty have fallen'/><category term='Showing the Love'/><category term='Fork You'/><category term='I&apos;ll pimp whatever you want'/><category term='I am a moron sometimes'/><category term='don&apos;t fuck with Silent Bob'/><category term='I live in Suburban Hell'/><category term='random musings of a crazy mind'/><category term='this is where I out myself as a total stalker'/><category term='the internet is a special place'/><category term='our family is weird'/><category term='deep thoughts'/><category term='Merry Christmas'/><category term='we are like so hot'/><category term='people are freaks'/><category term='nablopomo'/><category term='half-full Friday'/><category term='read at your own peril'/><category term='Parenting is not for the weak'/><category term='Singing in the Rain'/><category term='artists i want to adopt'/><category term='random acts of kindness'/><category term='Get me outta here'/><category term='I have no shame anymore'/><category term='me being a bitch once again'/><category term='they looked so normal'/><category term='where&apos;s my damn camera?'/><category term='Hell on Earth'/><category term='Is this why I&apos;m single?'/><title type='text'>Comments on Zoe Rights: Cocktail, Stat!</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.zoerights.com/feeds/1642886566341765240/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5473432320620626671/1642886566341765240/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.zoerights.com/2010/08/cocktail-stat.html'/><author><name>zoerights</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14077954548151619456</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fLniXrVHx9g/S2Te-Ip8ndI/AAAAAAAAA50/jQ6UdApr37s/S220/me_updated.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5473432320620626671.post-2652711655400913406</id><published>2010-09-01T13:45:53.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-01T13:45:53.001-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dude, I hate the dentist. I have actually been con...</title><content type='html'>Dude, I hate the dentist. I have actually been considering just requesting a valium prescription for that very purpose! If your dentist were smart he&amp;#39;d just give you some pills!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5473432320620626671/1642886566341765240/comments/default/2652711655400913406'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5473432320620626671/1642886566341765240/comments/default/2652711655400913406'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.zoerights.com/2010/08/cocktail-stat.html?showComment=1283373953001#c2652711655400913406' title=''/><author><name>Erin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12162110766373517916</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KLFiD_EQoBs/S_MCgF_dweI/AAAAAAAAAww/2eutVGFMjsg/S220/Photo+on+2010-05-18+at+14.05.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.zoerights.com/2010/08/cocktail-stat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5473432320620626671.post-1642886566341765240' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5473432320620626671/posts/default/1642886566341765240' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-628658803'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5473432320620626671.post-8939171742109691258</id><published>2010-08-25T22:44:30.672-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-25T22:44:30.672-07:00</updated><title type='text'>You are the third person this week that has had a ...</title><content type='html'>You are the third person this week that has had a really bad day. What the heck is going on?!! I also had a bad day/weekend, which I plan to blog about soon. Maybe all this bad luck is to do with the full moon this week?!!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5473432320620626671/1642886566341765240/comments/default/8939171742109691258'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5473432320620626671/1642886566341765240/comments/default/8939171742109691258'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.zoerights.com/2010/08/cocktail-stat.html?showComment=1282801470672#c8939171742109691258' title=''/><author><name>Cyn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16100066292851771959</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11263506440735871692'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_18K337ZxEds/S2X81Evjm2I/AAAAAAAAABM/16sWlh3IcWI/S220/profile+pic0001.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.zoerights.com/2010/08/cocktail-stat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5473432320620626671.post-1642886566341765240' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5473432320620626671/posts/default/1642886566341765240' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1656388119'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5473432320620626671.post-6139836239343994654</id><published>2010-08-25T21:17:55.289-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-25T21:17:55.289-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Okay .. you win! That was shitastic day.</title><content type='html'>Okay .. you win! That was shitastic day.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5473432320620626671/1642886566341765240/comments/default/6139836239343994654'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5473432320620626671/1642886566341765240/comments/default/6139836239343994654'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.zoerights.com/2010/08/cocktail-stat.html?showComment=1282796275289#c6139836239343994654' title=''/><author><name>Midwestern Mama Holly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15569223180072244956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12033104874171095304'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mfd5lbw2peQ/TGbvk6nm54I/AAAAAAAAA0s/vYrk3Rh8BQA/S220/Hilda+Reading.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.zoerights.com/2010/08/cocktail-stat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5473432320620626671.post-1642886566341765240' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5473432320620626671/posts/default/1642886566341765240' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1610181741'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5473432320620626671.post-1926444298399526993</id><published>2010-08-25T19:09:57.903-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-25T19:09:57.903-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I might have chosen the throat instead of the mout...</title><content type='html'>I might have chosen the throat instead of the mouth, but it&amp;#39;s ok.  I appreciate that you did that for us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Glad you are home in one piece!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5473432320620626671/1642886566341765240/comments/default/1926444298399526993'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5473432320620626671/1642886566341765240/comments/default/1926444298399526993'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.zoerights.com/2010/08/cocktail-stat.html?showComment=1282788597903#c1926444298399526993' title=''/><author><name>FabuLeslie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15814584638626099611</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_X_jPTK1eqAE/S9jl3PqajXI/AAAAAAAAAhw/Z2PL8oZetiw/S220/DSC01040.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.zoerights.com/2010/08/cocktail-stat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5473432320620626671.post-1642886566341765240' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5473432320620626671/posts/default/1642886566341765240' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1248639172'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5473432320620626671.post-439975281614262422</id><published>2010-08-25T12:06:06.766-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-25T12:06:06.766-07:00</updated><title type='text'>1) Women don&amp;#39;t need to change tires (we should...</title><content type='html'>1) Women don&amp;#39;t need to change tires (we shouldn&amp;#39;t need to pump gas or take out the garbage either) no matter how &amp;quot;evolved&amp;quot; the world has become. I would have waited 2 hours for AAA if I had to... (in fact, I have)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2) Tell your &amp;quot;friend&amp;quot; some of us enjoy and are eternally grateful for all smooth days, and do not need reminding. Ever. Actually, just punch her in the mouth. Oh wait... good job!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And thanks for the laugh :-)!!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5473432320620626671/1642886566341765240/comments/default/439975281614262422'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5473432320620626671/1642886566341765240/comments/default/439975281614262422'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.zoerights.com/2010/08/cocktail-stat.html?showComment=1282763166766#c439975281614262422' title=''/><author><name>Rachel</name><uri>http://www.rizzarules.wordpress.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.zoerights.com/2010/08/cocktail-stat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5473432320620626671.post-1642886566341765240' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5473432320620626671/posts/default/1642886566341765240' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-421379399'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5473432320620626671.post-6210833128983786453</id><published>2010-08-25T10:00:44.904-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-25T10:00:44.904-07:00</updated><title type='text'>GEEZ! Thank Jeebus I don&amp;#39;t know you in real li...</title><content type='html'>GEEZ! Thank Jeebus I don&amp;#39;t know you in real life! :P&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok but seriously..............I&amp;#39;m probably a bigger baby at the dentist than you are. I feel ya, mama, I really really feel ya.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5473432320620626671/1642886566341765240/comments/default/6210833128983786453'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5473432320620626671/1642886566341765240/comments/default/6210833128983786453'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.zoerights.com/2010/08/cocktail-stat.html?showComment=1282755644904#c6210833128983786453' title=''/><author><name>C Lo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07823334713690631530</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11009413982197170438'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='26' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cgFUl36ACoA/SbVLT6dEeCI/AAAAAAAAAAM/I3QoApvg8BU/S220/selfartsy.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.zoerights.com/2010/08/cocktail-stat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5473432320620626671.post-1642886566341765240' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5473432320620626671/posts/default/1642886566341765240' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2122393994'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5473432320620626671.post-1942921163935019957</id><published>2010-08-25T06:55:00.380-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-25T06:55:00.380-07:00</updated><title type='text'>And I thought my day was bad!  My car died and I w...</title><content type='html'>And I thought my day was bad!  My car died and I waited 2 hours for the tow truck, in yoga tights.  Nice.  But the dentist AND court- you win.  Go get yourself a glass or three of wine.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5473432320620626671/1642886566341765240/comments/default/1942921163935019957'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5473432320620626671/1642886566341765240/comments/default/1942921163935019957'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.zoerights.com/2010/08/cocktail-stat.html?showComment=1282744500380#c1942921163935019957' title=''/><author><name>The Sweetest</name><uri>http://thesweetest3.com/</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.zoerights.com/2010/08/cocktail-stat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5473432320620626671.post-1642886566341765240' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5473432320620626671/posts/default/1642886566341765240' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1917150576'/></entry></feed>
